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- “ Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. ”
- “ So many Christians, so few lions! ”
- “ I love Christians. They taste like chicken. ”
- “ It's only the Bible - it's not gospel! ”
- “ Jesus walked into a hotel, put three nails on the counter and said 'can you put me up for the night?' ”
- “ How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Islam doesn't allow change. ”
- “ I got on the plane to Denmark dressed like this, and this woman refused to sit next to me. So I said to her, "I'm going to sit on this plane and blow it up. And you think you're going to be safer three rows back?" ”
(Shazia Mirza)
Disney accused by Catholic cleric of corrupting children's minds
Humour involving Richard Dawkins
Richard Dawkins - Beware the Believers
This isn't pro-creationism or pro-evolution. This is fun!
This will probably be the only time you will hear Richard Dawkins say he is a sex-maniac!
(I love the voice!)
In the beginning, Richard Dawkins was a decent, God-fearing man. He loved Jesus with all his heart....
It is at this moment that Stephen Hawking realised that he could save Richard Dawkins and turn him into a crusader for non-belief....
Richard Dawkins, biologist, a man barely alive. And it was said: "gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology, we have the capability, to make the first super-atheist. Richard Dawkins will be that man"....
And so, Richard Dawkins became what he is today. The leader of the militant atheist faction. But this epic story had just begun. Soon he would wage a full-scale war against God. The greatest battle in the history of mankind.
The following video was retrieved from the Richard Dawkins foundation after a government raid....
... "Militant Atheist" is no longer a figure of speech....
However, this spiritual war will be different. Numbers may be on the side of religion, but Richard Dawkins is using evil science and evil technology....
Soldiers of God; soldiers of Jesus; we must start to pray and stop Richard Dawkins' very evil plan for world conquest. Do you really want to live in a secular rational world?...
We can show Richard Dawkins that technology doesn't matter when God is on your side.... It is all about faith, after all. Don't you have faith? Make your sword as soon as possible.
What do God and Jesus drive?
(Remember: Jesus was a car painter).
God drove a Plymouth: "And He drove Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden in His Fury."
Moses liked British cars (or bikes?): "The roar of Moses' Triumph was heard throughout the hills."
Joshua did likewise: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."
Jesus drove a Honda but didn't brag about it, because in his own words: "I did not speak of my own Accord."