Belief in God/gods, and religious practices, are among the funniest topics around!
Religions are based on stuff that ignorant people with various agendas wrote centuries ago.
This is the 21st Century - there is no reason to take them seriously now!
Humour involving Richard Dawkins
Richard Dawkins - Beware the Believers
This isn't pro-creationism or pro-evolution. This is fun!
This will probably be the only time you will hear Richard Dawkins say he is a sex-maniac!
(I love the voice!)
In the beginning, Richard Dawkins was a decent, God-fearing man. He loved Jesus with all his heart....
It is at this moment that Stephen Hawking realised that he could save Richard Dawkins and turn him into a crusader for non-belief....
Richard Dawkins, biologist, a man barely alive. And it was said: "gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology, we have the capability, to make the first super-atheist. Richard Dawkins will be that man"....
And so, Richard Dawkins became what he is today. The leader of the militant atheist faction. But this epic story had just begun. Soon he would wage a full-scale war against God. The greatest battle in the history of mankind.
The following video was retrieved from the Richard Dawkins foundation after a government raid....
... "Militant Atheist" is no longer a figure of speech....
However, this spiritual war will be different. Numbers may be on the side of religion, but Richard Dawkins is using evil science and evil technology....
Soldiers of God; soldiers of Jesus; we must start to pray and stop Richard Dawkins' very evil plan for world conquest. Do you really want to live in a secular rational world?...
We can show Richard Dawkins that technology doesn't matter when God is on your side.... It is all about faith, after all. Don't you have faith? Make your sword as soon as possible.
Answers in Genesis has provided more than enough evidence of the co-existence of dinosaurs and man. However this is not enough for atheists. They now ask "what about godzilla?" Atheists believe that because there is no evidence for the existence of godzilla, that therefore he does not exist....
The word godzilla does not exist in the Bible. This was because the word was invented in 1954. Prior to this he was known in all cultures as a dragon. Dragons appear in all cultures and times. Therefore it is evidence for the existence of godzilla....
Atheists' arguments are so easily destroyed!...
Godzilla exists - that is a fact stated in the Bible. However, there has been an international cover-up of his existence....
Richard Dawkins knows that godzilla is the only evidence that can destroy Evolution....
Richard Dawkins and his evil science will stop at nothing to destroy another one of God's creatures and force atheism on all nations once his giant robot rules supreme. We must stop him. Deny evolution. Join the revolution against Evolution.
(A message from Answers in Genesis).
In a world where religion and unreason continue to threaten science ... you can still count on one man!
"I'm Richard Dawkins - how do you do? .... I'm pretty hostile".
Shazia Mirza is a muslim female stand-up comedian.
Shazia Mirza
My name is Shazia Mirza - at least, that is what it says on my pilot's licence.
On my pilgrimage to Mecca I felt a hand on my bottom. I thought it was the hand of God. Then it happened again. Clearly, my prayers had been answered.
I'm really looking forward to my wedding day. I can't wait to meet my husband.
I got on the plane to Denmark dressed like this, and this woman refused to sit next to me. So I said to her, "I'm going to sit on this plane and blow it up. And you think you're going to be safer three rows back?"
I was walking past this building site in Mecca when a group of Muslim builders shouted, "Show us your ... face".
About arranged marriages: "My friend Julie says, 'How can you sleep with someone you don't know?' - but she does it all the time".
On the search in Iraq for Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction: "Look up his wife's purdah [dress], because nobody looks up there".
What do God and Jesus drive?
God drove a Plymouth: "And He drove Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden in His Fury."
Moses liked British cars (or bikes?): "The roar of Moses' Triumph was heard throughout the hills."
Joshua did likewise: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."
Jesus drove a Honda but didn't brag about it, because in his own words: "I did not speak of my own Accord."
(Remember: Jesus was a car painter).